Can you believe Shirley Bassey is 75? Yeah, I can't, either. She certainly doesn't sound her age; that clarion-call voice is as powerful as ever. She's one of the world's most beloved singers - yet incredibly, she's largely ignored in the U.S. What the hell is wrong with us? How can you not love a singer who was born above a brothel in a Wales slum, then went on to achieve international fame by singing (and loudly), "Go-o-o-old....finger!" When I first heard her trumpet that refrain, I thought my head would burst open. And she only got better from there.
Shirley's had many compilation CDs before, but this 2-CD set is especially yummy, running the gamut from her earliest hits to "History Repeating" and much more (including some of my favorites, like "Moonraker" and "The Liquidator"). Subtlety be damned! Shirley likes it big and loud and full of brass. Can you blame her?
For all you comedy lovers out there, do I have a treat for you today. Hattie Noel, as you might know, was a Hollywood actress in the 1930's and 40's - she almost nabbed Hattie McDaniel's role in "Gone With The Wind" - but she was also a singer who performed with the likes of Count Basie and Louis Armstrong.
If that weren't enough, she was also a stand-up comedian. Can you believe? Yes, there really were female comics before Phyllis Diller. It was Eddie Cantor who saw this special side of her. She was a regular on his radio show, and luckily, he brought her to Hollywood where she knocked 'em dead in stage musicals and comedy nights.
Given her gift for comedy, and particularly physical comedy, it's not surprising that she also worked as a movement model for animators; after filming her, the animators would trace, or rotoscope, her frame-by-frame movements so that the cartoon character's movements would appear more "realistic."
Along with many similar gigs, Hattie was the movement model for "Hyacinth Hippo" in Disney's "Fantasia" - a fact which Disney kept hidden for decades. And not, presumably, since it might appear racist, but because animators are loath to admit that a cartoon character's physical schtick came from someone else, especially in a sequence as famous as this one (but then they've also scrubbed the picaninny centaurs out of "Fantasia," too, so who knows what their mind-set is). At any rate, if you haven't seen "Fantasia," Hattie's sequence is a masterpiece of physical comedy, and now we know who to thank.
Her LP "The Tickled Soul Of Hattie Noel" is fascinating historically, but more important, it's just plain funny. And for those who think they didn't talk "that way" back then, you might want to scoot the crumbcatchers out of the room before you play this. Hattie is blissfully obscene in routines like "Licking Dicks," "The Frantic Hole," "Beauty Vs. Bootie" and "A Chinese Disease," to name just a few.
When my Cuban Luvuh was strutting (he does that naturally) (he is Cuban, after all) through our local record store, he found Peggy Lee's "Mirrors" and asked me if we had it. I had to think for a moment, because it seems like we have every single Peggy Lee ever released. But not this one.
Released in 1975, and a Cheerful Exclusive, "Mirrors" is Lee's experimental collection of non-narrative, "neo-cabaret art songs," written by "Jailhouse Rock" songwriters Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller. It's trippy, it's beautiful, even haunting at times, and unlike many concept albums of the period, each song builds on all the preceding songs - in terms of the music and the mood, not in a narrative sense (which is much easier).
As you might have guessed, this was all way ahead of its time (it was later re-packaged to include her hit "Is That All There Is?", but the LP still didn't sell). Is this Peggy Lee's masterpiece? I won't go out on that limb (yet), but it's certainly an unheralded "great LP."
The Secret Song File is all business today. Miss Bossy Pants. Miss Sassy Stilettos. Miss Galaxy Girl Guide. All it takes is a pose, as you can see below. What does that have to do with today's offering? Nothing.
Or maybe it does. Because today's young turks (*wink*) and captains of industry might cotton to this delightful, upcoming Brit-pop CD inspired, says the group, by a party scene which they were just too young to enjoy (I so-o-o-o have that problem. All. The. Time.). So now they're kind of, um, co-mingling with it (*wink*wink*). Anyway, "xoxo," as they say, only leave the "o's" out.
Always kiss both cheeks. It's klassier that way.
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