Doris Times Two, Plus A Gaggle Of 50s Gals, Gloria's Exclusive Wood, Julie's Flame And An X-Girl Secret Song!

Doris! Singer, actress, activist and all-round beam of sunshine.

Gloria's Got Soul, Peter's Tin Pan Sound, Plus Betty's Swingin', The Queen's Singin', And a Call Me By Your Name Secret Song!

Who was Gloria Smyth? And whatever happened to her? And why didn't her photographer tell her not to look directly down at the lens? That'll make anyone look cross-eyed. So many questions!

April Strikes A Match, Joyce Jams Out, Plus Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads And A Secret Star Secret Song!

Remember when smoking was crazy-sexy-cool? Forever, it seems, if you were a "bad girl" or a "tough guy," you had to light up. But that's all over now (though, yes, there's still a few dumb tricks who think it's a hot look) (I'm one to talk, I used to smoke for years) (and I started so young).

Exclusive Strippers Strip, Triplets Whip It, Ray 'n' Julie 'n' Neile, Plus A Chippy Secret Song!

Ah, Miss Lily St. Cyr. There is no other. Some ladies know exactly how to take it off. In other words, she's taught you everything you know. Besides, since swimsuit season is upon us, we've all got to be ready to flaunt it, amirite? And what better way to get in shape then with a little wiggle here, a little wiggle there, and healthy dose of low-down stripper music? But, please, none of that nouveau burlesque electronica stuff. That modern stuff just doesn't go with moves like this: