Lils' Viking Jazz, Rita Swings At Maxanter, Plus Tiny Topsy, Lula Reed, A Swoonin' And Scary Double Feature And A Buttery Secret Song!

Don't you miss the days when you could just torch a ciggie and strike a pose? It came in so handy, like at a party when you were bored - because at least you'd have something to do other than leave, seeing as you were friends with the host and you just couldn't skedaddle after 20 minutes, 'cause that's tackiness. And you know how I hates tackiness.

Teal Is A Joyous Mystery, Lula's Kinda Moody, Plus Other Holiday Presents And A Dead Girl's Secret Song!

I know it's the holidays when my Cuban Luvuh puts out the genuine Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer figurine (and I put out this). Otherwise, it's all about shopping on the net for me. I don't think I've set foot in a store for gifts in the past five or six years. As for your gifts, dear reader, you get them early.