Revenge Of The Secret Song: Brazil World Cup Edition!

Did you know? You can see the World Cup stadium from space! 

Revenge Of The Secret Song: Fog City Strikes Again!

The very latest from yet another delectable Bay City jazz singer! 

Revenge Of The Secret Song: Antibiotics Won't Help Edition!

Because gritty, stripped-back electro-funk is just what you need!

Revenge Of The Secret Song: New Judy!

For reals! New Judy in four discs - gorgeously restored, with songs she sang first.

Revenge Of The Secret Song: New Soul Edition!

For some reason, the Brits pull this off better than their American counterparts (at least these days). 

Revenge Of The Secret Song: Greek Vacation Edition!

Just lovely, and without all that pesky talking.  

Revenge Of The Secret Song: A Very Jazzy Holiday!

Begin with the Jezebel of Jazz. Add a certain Christian Liturgical holiday. Need I say more? It swingles. It jingles. And, yes, it's new. I don't even dare post the cover!

Happy Thanksgivukkah! 

Revenge Of The Secret Song: Now That's What I Call Cheerful Edition!

And the last track is by Phyllis Diller. Can it get any happier? 

Revenge Of The Secret Song: Gypsy Edition!

"Unless you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great."

Revenge Of The Secret Song: Real Thing Edition

Brand-New Old School Soul from a master. Accept no substitutes!

Revenge Of The Secret Song: 30th Birthday Edition!

Above, the cover for her first single (you didn't know she used to be a little chihuahua, did you?). Below, her first LP (from thirty years ago!), all scrubby-clean and restored.

THIS says it best (hilariously). 

Revenge Of The Secret Song: Icy Aussie Edition!

So this is what happens when you let nearly a decade pass between CDs!

Revenge Of The Secret Song: Unstoppable Edition!

She's eighty-years-old...and yes, this is her new album (and it's wonderful).

Revenge Of The Secret Song: Really Loud Punctuation Edition!

Groovy dance-punk! How can you not?

Revenge Of The Secret Song: Whoa, Pussycat, Edition!

He's still truckin', ya'll! And that's not unusual, is it?

Revenge Of The Secret Song: Breakfast Edition!

Don't you forget about her!
And you won't, by the way, because it's a really good CD (honest!).

Revenge Of The Secret Song: Big Easy Edition!

Just fantastic. No, really! 

Revenge Of The Secret Song: Still Got It Edition!

She's eighty-five-years-old now - and in great voice to boot! Yes, a spring chicken compared to Betty White, but still.

Once the ingenue, always the ingenue.

Revenge Of The Secret Song: Scary Christmas Edition!

Hooray! They'll be home for Christmas - with Botox and Restylane and Juvederm and four Endoscopic Lifts and two cute li'l Rhinoplasties! Oh, joy to the world! And what's that on his head? A skunk pelt?

Revenge Of The Secret Song: Posthumous Edition!

She sounds better live, don't you think?

(my Cuban Luvuh thought I had written "She sounds better alive...")
(I didn't) (that would be distasteful).