Feb 5, 2016

Revenge Of The Secret Song: 38 Years Later Edition!


Did you watch? All three hours? I had very high hopes during the rousing first song, and then...

Feb 4, 2016

April Strikes A Match, Joyce Jams Out, Plus Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads And A Secret Star Secret Song!


Remember when smoking was crazy-sexy-cool? Forever, it seems, if you were a "bad girl" or a "tough guy," you had to light up. But that's all over now (though, yes, there's still a few dumb tricks who think it's a hot look) (I'm one to talk, I used to smoke for years) (and I started so young).

Jan 20, 2016

January Blahs Be-Gone With a Gaggle Of Gals, Plus A Ruskie-Sounding Secret Song!


January is such a slog, isn't? All those consecutive holidays - then it's back to work. Now more than ever, I need jazz, baby, jazz. It's crucial to keeping my sanity, but only if it's performed by artists who know how to do it.

Jan 11, 2016

Jan 1, 2016

Revenge Of The Secret Song: Ziggy Goes Trippy Edition!


The Thin White Duke keeps experimenting (and no coke required!). 

Happy New Year's From Dorothy And Barbara, Plus Silly Creatures And A Re-Boot Secret Song!


If you survived New Year's in one piece (or two), congratulations! No, really. Years ago, I got so wrecked I didn't who was what (or where) (you know how that goes) (don't you?) The only thing that saved me was shuffling over to one of those fast-vanishing diners in the West Village. That's where me and my friends soaked up the booze with day-old bread, runny eggs and greasy bacon. I don't miss it.

Dec 11, 2015

Dec 10, 2015

Teal Is A Joyous Mystery, Lula's Kinda Moody, Plus Other Holiday Presents And A Dead Girl's Secret Song!


I know it's the holidays when my Cuban Luvuh puts out the genuine Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer figurine (and I put out this). Otherwise, it's all about shopping on the net for me. I don't think I've set foot in a store for gifts in the past five or six years. As for your gifts, dear reader, you get them early.